I'M ON A BOAT

Guys, I leave for a cruise ON FRIDAYYYY! I am way beyond excited. I'm going with two of my friends from University of Delaware. It leaves from Miami and goes to Cozumel, Grand Cayman, and Ocho Rios.

Here is my plan for the cruise.

Be drunk at all times.
Remember nothing.
Shout I'M ON A BOAT as often as possible
Make out with everyone between 18 and 35.
Don't drown.

Any suggestions for other activities?