The Radio: A Brief Review

So, I'm a big advocate for listening to the radio. Firstly, I want to work in the music industry (hire me!) and so I like to support things that will keep my job market alive. On that note, please pay for your music because if you steal it from the internet you are destroying my industry and eliminating any chance I have of actually being employed, and you don't want to do that, do you? I didn't think so.

Anyway, I also like listening to the radio because I like the spontaneity it allows me to pretend I have by letting someone else pick what music I am going to listen to. I'm crazy and impulsive WOOO! (Not really, but we can discuss that more later.) So, since I listen to the radio so much, I feel I have the right to complain about it. Here goes:


Dear Radio Stations of the World,

I get that playing songs that people like will make you a more popular station and that's cool. But, I have a bone to pick with you. Let me support my grievance with an example:

I really used to like that Lady Antebellum song. You know? The one about being a little drunk and calling someone even though you said you wouldn't. I really, really liked it, I did. But every single time I have gotten in my car for the past three weeks, it has been playing on at least one station, usually more. At first, this was good. I sang along in my car smiling and just barely paying attention to the road because, as I told you, I really liked that song.

Now, every time I hear it, I want to stab myself in the face with rusty pieces of scrap metal. You have played it too much. This is no longer enjoyable. On that note (haha, music pun), I am getting insanely sick of Hey, Soul Sister as well.

In conclusion, I am hoping that you will discover more than 10 songs to loop over and over again. It is becoming physically painful for me to listen to music. I am trying really hard to listen to you because I believe that it will help me get a job in some indirect, obscure way and I am really desperate for employment. Please help me.

Love,
Laura


Also, what is the deal with people leaving their blinkers on once they have completed their original turning/changing lanes objective?! Ohmygod, it kills a little piece of my soul every time.

OK, that's all I have to say. Bye.

P.S. - I'm actually a very optimistic and happy person. I don't hate everything even though it may come across that way every time I post something, I swear. As proof, I would like to state for the record that I really love puppies and Twizzlers.